PERMISSION??
PERMISSION!
WOW LIFE STORY
life is good
In which Sherlock teaches John about suits.
And intense staring.Original by J.C. Leyendecker
SO. MANY. PERFORMANCE. FEELS.

“Sherlock?”
“Hum.”
“We need to get up.”
“I know.”
But he didn’t move. Instead, as if threatened by the words, he pulled John closer, placing a hand on his head and stroking John’s hair with his long, exquisite fingers. John did not complain or move. His ear was placed over Sherlock’s chest and the uneven beating of his heart sounded like a lullaby.
“Don’t go today.” Sherlock asked, his eyes still closed, enjoying the warmth John’s body provided, leaning against his own.
“But I have to work.” John complained, holding him closer.
“Call in sick. A doctor can’t see their patients sick.”
“But I am not sick. That would be lying.”
“Not exactly.” Sherlock affirmed. “You are sick. Lovesick.”
John laughed this time, the trembling of his body as he did so shaking Sherlock as well. John kissed Sherlock’s chest over the shirt and smiled.
“Who told you that I love you?”
Sherlock opened his eyes, staring at the ceiling.
“Will you stay?” he asked.
John took a deep breath. He didn’t think he had a choice.
“Of course.” he answered, his body relaxing now, knowing he was going nowhere.
“Well, that told me.” Sherlock said, simply, kissing his forehead and smiling.
John smiled back. That fool was right, he did love him.
John pulled the sheets up, covering them both, and closed his eyes again, as Sherlock did, feeling his heart beating at the exact same pace as Sherlock’s.
Lovesick. He liked the symptoms.

“sherlock wtf ur doin?!??!”
“as i expected. i can easily fit your whole ear in my mouth, john.”
“omgwat”
“For science John.”
PERHAPS…. This is Sherlock’s seat at John’s Wedding.
OR PERHAPS….. John is a guest, too, and his seat is next to Sherlock’s,
….and they have to pretend they are a gay couple
….and Mary thinks it’s hilarious, and she goes along as John’s ‘sister’
….and she keeps urging them to kiss, and getting the rest of the guests at their table to demand it, too
….and then John and Sherlock get fed up and just snog like mad to shut them up,
…..and everybody films it in their phones,
…..and someone texts the video to Lestrade
……and he finally works up the nerve to propose to Mycroft
…..and Moriarty (who is not dead), sees the kissing vid after Sherlock posts it on John’s blog
….and he comes to his senses and proposes to Moran
….who is played by Richard Armitage
….And he invites The Watsons and Sherlock & guest
….and Sherlock takes Victor Trevor, who is played by Tom Hiddleston
…and Sherlock makes out with Victor the whole time to get John Jealous
…and it works…
…and Johnlock sexytiems behind the reception hall
…and Mary walks up in the middle of it
….dramatic music
…SERIES THREE CLIFFHANGER
There you go. i’ve worked out the whole third series for you. No need to watch it, now. Sorry to spoil it for everyone. Yep. This is it it for sure. Okay.
It’s Johnlock.
It’s fairly short (just under 1,000 words).
It’s sweet (and, hopefully, fresh-from-the-oven hot).
It’s chocolate chip cookie/biscuit porn without plot! (Rated T)
(Because the food porn adamngoodbatch sends across my dash is so, um, inspiring!)
Let’s play How Many Seconds Until This Gets Removed from Imageshack.
Reblogging again to add a little ficlet:
To Each (NC-17)
“That’s my favorite position, you know,” Sherlock says as he strolls out of the bathroom, hair damp, dark ringlets curling over his forehead.
“Hmmm?” is all John manages, because Sherlock is wet and distractingly naked, and this thing between them is still so new and ever-so-slightly timid he’s unsure what more he could, or should, say.
*panting* Okay the art was one thing, but JESUS CHRIST, Maz.
30 Day OTP Challenge: Day 18 (Doing something together) (nsfw)
Day 17 - Day 19
I TOLD YOU IT WAS DUMBi also made a more sfw version since i know a few of you would have preferred it clean (i won’t always censor future ones fyi, this one just came out a lot more explicit than i intended lol)
DOT DOT DOT THE COMIC
thirstforsalt: Can you please draw a schmoopy ending to the Great Game cliffhanger?









